Geocaching is something I always thought I'd leave until I had some retirement time.
But last weekend, while we were taking Granny from Streethay to Birmingham, Christine asked me "What is this gee-thing?", since she'd heard it talked about on the radio earlier in the week.
So I was prompted to download the Geocaching Intro app to my iPhone 3GS and give it a go on the Curdworth flight.
The first time - above Lock 8 - was wasted, as it seemed to point me towards a permanently moored boat, and I wasn't about to step aboard uninvited for such a frivolous reason. But the second attempt, at the next lock (Lock 7) ... bingo! It took a little time, circling a tree: It's here, I'm sure it's here somewhere I told Christine as she got more impatient and Granny drifted mid-channel.
But we eventually found it nestled in a hollowed elbow of the tree.
When I opened the box it was Christine who immediately spotted the significance of the toy figure. I thought it was one of Snow White's dwarves, but no.
"Ooh, look, it's a granny!"
The custom of geocaching is to leave a little token gift and remove one that someone left earlier. So I took the 'granny' and left a treat-sized packet of chocolate buttons. I mean, what could be more apposite?
Sharp-eyed parents who've had to endure thousands of episodes of Postman Pat will notice that the 'granny' is actually Mrs Goggins, the village postmistress in the show.
I signed the little book, returned the box to the camouflage bag it came in, and returned it to its nest. I then tweeted my excitement, and soon got a reprimand from Will Chapman of NB Quidditch (@qbuster):
@grannybuttons Welcome to geocaching! But gcetiquette states don't leave edibles in a geocache - it is likely to attract rats/mice etc .
Oops. Sorry, didn't know that. I thought I was simply being generous.
But by the time Will sent his tweet I'd already found the next two geocaches on the lock flight and put chocolate buttons in those as well.
In fairness, the chocolate buttons packets are sealed and in eleven years of buying buttons I've never seen them opened by wild animals (except for various children.) The geocache containers are sealed too, and it would take a resourceful seal to break through both animals.
Geocaching itself really eats through my phones battery, though, using perhaps 2% of the battery every minute, and I soon tired of the hobby.
As I originally suspected, such a hobby needs a LOT of free time. As with Christmas crackers, the anticipation and the opening is a lot more fun than the shakeout of the miserable treats afterward. If I'm to keep doing it, I'd be a lot more generous than most people. Even treat-sized packets are stingy by my standards.
If I was rich as well as retired, I might even leave £5 notes in the boxes, and check later to see if anyone was honest enough to declare that they'd taken it. That might make it interesting enough for me. But really, there's not much in the way of puzzle-solving, is there? No cryptic clues, no sense of 'deduction'. Just get within a few feet, then poke around anywhere that no one would normally go.
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