Grant & Livingston have made a strange and brave attempt at reinventing the narrowboat. Called Phoenix 58 (the number refers to the length in feet), this striking new boat tries to break with tradition while still being perfectly suited to the peculiar narrow canals of England.
They gave it a public showing on the Thames at Marlow last week, and it surely turned many heads. Grant & Livingston is probably more an engineering company than a boatbuilder and perhaps better known for its tanks, pressure vessels and bespoke fabrication. So underneath the unusual design is some interesting engineering.
At an estimated £225,000 retail (typically twice the price of most luxury floating cottages) this boat isn't going into mass production. It's clearly more of a design & manufacturing exercise.
The most eyecatching detail is in the stern, which borrows from conventional marine design. Phoenix 58 (it's 58 feet long) looks like a fugitive from a seaside marina, one that's been stretched on a torture rack), and it's significant that they chose to launch the boat on the Thames - 'white boat' territory - and that immediately afterwards it retreated back down the tidal Thames to Canvey Island without touching any narrow canals.
It's obviously not aimed at conventional canal boaters; I'd imagine it's an attempt to attract tupperware lovers to canal boating. And the first website to write about this boat was not a boating site but Luxist, a blog that blindly catalogues luxury products worldwide.
These luxury boats look great in the brochure, but there's always a danger they could turn out to be a soulless, over-engineered hell as liveaboards. I recall such a boat built eleven years ago by Stenson for the Ideal Home Exhibition, and offered as a prize in an Evening Standard competition, looking every inch the 21st Century canal boat.
I saw Evening Standard five years later near Alvechurch, and it looked very down-at-heel and old fashioned, still with its show name and the black & white livery dirty and fading. There's nothing so dated as last year's very latest fashion when it needs a cleanup. Of course, Evening Standard was a random prize, not a a paid-for and treasured boat.
Phoenix 58 (thus called because it's 58 feet long) is considerably more practical and elegant, and its sparkling, glinting interior makes it great as a exhibition boat. But to be honest, to it feels a bit too much of a hard and claustrophobic Habitat showroom or House & Garden photoshoot. And the chunky external profile seems a little like it was designed by yacht-club committee; it has little of the organic, evolved beauty of the replica traditional-style narrowboats such as those from Roger Fuller or R.W. Davis.
But that's only my opinion. Your mileage may vary; if you like the look of Phoenix 58 (I don't know about the 'Phoenix' bit, but the 58 means it's 58 feet long), you probably measure in nautical miles on a GPS readout; but if you don't, your mileage is probably measured out in furlongs with 200-year-old cast iron mileposts.
Reading between the lines, I'd guess Phoenix 58 (did I mention that's how long it is in feet?) was so named as a way for Grant & Livingston to be 'reborn' (Phoenix - reborn, geddit?) in the booming canal narrowboat market.
But the firm is owned by the Fawkes family, so perhaps it's a jokey reference to 'Fawkes the Phoenix' in Harry Potter. In which case one can add it to a list of Potter-inspired boat names I've come across, including Quidditch, Quidditch (the other one, owned by Will Chapman), Dumbledore, Hippogriff and Hogwarts.
As for the '58' part of the name, I've no idea. Perhaps it's because it's got 57 varieties in its design, plus one more.
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